I'm a little worried about the lack of entertainment value in yet another low positive beta. I mean, sure, it can be exciting the first few times, but the fifth? I know I'd stop reading. So I've been wondering how I can spice things up a bit, maybe with humour.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Dying embryo.

Dying embryo who?

I always get stuck on the punchline.


24 Comments

Rachel Inbar said...

I volunteer to be the HIGH-positive-beta cheerleader.

Rah, Rah, Rah!
Show us who you are!
You are not afraid to grow
To a thriving embryo!

or

Grow, grow, grow!
Cute little embryo(s)!
It's time right now, not later
To see a nice high beta!

(OK, now we know why I don't write cheers...)

I hope things go well for you tomorrow!

VanillaDreams said...

Rachel, this is awesome! LOL

Grow, grow, grow!
Cute little embryo(s)!
It's time right now, not late-ah! ;)
To see a nice high beta!

Bea, when is your beta?1 Good luck!!! We are going to Montana today, so I may not be around to here. I'm hoping for you though.

xx
Nilla

Vee said...

WOW ! what a great effort from Rachel and Vanilla, I can't beat them.

But I am definitely Rah Rahing from the side line.

Go Emby go !
Rah Rah Rah !

Hang in...not long to go, I will be thinking of you.

My Reality said...

I hope you don't have to live through another beta hell.

Heather said...

My body shape really won't do in a short cheerleader skirt, so mind if I just shout it from the stands?

Grow, grow, grow!
Cute little embryo(s)!
It's time right now, not late-a
To see a nice high beta!

I'm praying and cheering for you!!

Baby Blues said...

I'm a frustrated cheerleader myself. But hey, I could cheer in the crowd! Come on team!

Samantha said...

I'm not even going to attempt to write any cheers, because how could I top the ones already here?

But I'll be here to hope the knock knock joke has a "just kidding" punch line.

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Adrienne said...

I love the cheers - adding my voice to the chorus!

Pamela Jeanne said...

Thinking about you, Bea.

millie said...

Just wanted to let you know I'm thinking about you.

And I've never had to use crinone in a plane but did once shoot up a full 2cc of pio in the Jo'berg airport. All by myself.

Beagle said...

I'll leave the cheer composition to the perkier blogchicks.

When is your beta?

Fingers crossed and Hope set at "high" here.

Lut C. said...

Entertainment value? Surely you've done your bit with the exploding crinone bit.

Does this mean you've already had a beta?

TeamWinks said...

How low is low? Hoping you can catch a break Bea...

serenity said...

I really hope that this is NOT where you are announcing another positive-but-low-beta.

Because if it is, I'm gonna go kick someone's ASS for you. The universe. G-d. A random stranger. Whomever.

*sigh*

I really hope that beta comes back STRONGLY positive. And then you can breathe. A little.

I'm thinking of you, Bea.

Dramalish said...

Oh Bea!

I'm confused... is the beta in already or is this impending worries?

Please Universe... please.
-D.

Sunny Jenny said...

Crap! Crap and double crap! I am thinking of you!

Jenna said...

less than 24 hours... I would love to be bored by a nice long uneventful pregnancy on your end. Com'on baby, bore the hell out of me!

Reproductive Jeans said...

Oh Bea, I am no cheerleader, but Im cheering you on, and thinking about you!

The Town Criers said...

Sweetie, I'm confused too. Did you get back your beta? I'm sorry--I'm here if you want to talk. I think I speak for all of us when I say that you don't need to spice it up. Sugar coat it. Place a bow on it. We're simply there.

Bumble said...

Bea, what's happened? I thought your beta was today only? I hope everything's okay on your side and its great news. Thinking of you... x

Jess said...

I hope this is speculation. When is your beta?

Hope that you get a nice good strong one!

ak1908 said...

Hi,
I'm with Dramalish. I am not sure if the beta is in or not. If not, I am hoping and prayin that this is it for you with a nice strong, high beta. Keep us posted!!!! (((((hugs))))))

The Momcaster said...

i hope those figures multiply exponentially on the coming days.
rooting for you!

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